Did you guys like my song? I spent 3 minutes making it!

I like jamming to my own song.

Badum, my name is Andrew.

Yeah it is.

I like to piss 

And I like to jizz.

Sometimes when I go to the store

I buy some nutella

and then buy some more.

When I get home I tumble (oh yeah)

And then when I’m done

I stumble to bed.

Home from my walk. Now let’s talk about how single I am.

I wrote a poem for the sun!

The sun sucks up my blood

That piece of super heated crud

If I had a giant nuclear head

I’d shoot that excuse of a star dead

And that’s my ode to the sun.

When did Tumblrers start having “follower goals”? I’m unfollowing anyone who says it. Because that’s not what it’s about.